So, I took a chance on calling a chicken breeder/beekeeper on craigslist to see if he would be willing to do the deed to my chickens or if he knew someone who would. He said he would not do it because it is so gross, and the guy he knows only does large orders, like 50 or more. BUT he said he would be willing to trade some younger chickens for our older chickens!!! The Golden Girls will live on! And I don't have to do the guts and stuff!
Anyways, he is about 45 minutes away, easy peasy, and he said he likes to keep the older chickens around because they eat the bad bugs and keep his bees happy! Holy cow I am so freakin happy!!!!